Rick and Mr. Mick
There once was an elephant named Rick
Who had recently gotten sick
One day, the mean tiger in town, Mr. Mick, went
and kicked Rick
Poor Rick fell onto a brick
And then stumbled into a cactus with lots of
prickles
In his pocket, Rick had some nickels
Which spilt out all over the floor
Rick got up and saw Mick walking through a door
So Rick followed him there
It was Mr. Mick’s secret evil lair
But when Rick tried to fit through the door, he
could not do it
However. Rick kept trying to push through,
until he heard something split…
Then things began to creak
And Rick heard Mr. Mick squeak…
Right before the whole building came falling!
Mr Mick soon came out crawling
But because he was so much taller, Rick didn’t
see Mr. Mick
So, Rick went on his merry way, stepping over a
stray brick
Crushing Mr. Mick under his gargantuan 5-tonnes
of flesh and bone
Rick thought he heard a faint groan
But he brushed it off and left the scene that
was quite gory
Moral of the story?
Don’t mess with elephants, especially ones
named Rick…
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